• THE DOOR HAS OPENED, BUT WILL YOU WALK THROUGH IT?

    Bwahaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa. So, our friend Tlatoaniitzcoatl made a grievous error. He asked whether I like fantasy novels. (https://twitter.com/CuartoTlatoani/status/591418238795407360) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAA. And now the nonsense begins. Fantasy novels, eh? Oh, the wondrous steps that a person can take starting out here! There’s so many different directions to go in, so many different authors to choose from, so many…

  • Grumble grumble. Morose grumble. You have been warned?

    Hello there folks! I’ve been having trouble coming up with good topics for you guys! I know, who’d have thought! I mean, was going to write something about whatever word popped into my head (the word was basket) but I didn’t really feel like making a silly story or whatever based around laundry or wicker…

  • Better write that one down…

    Well hello again, folks. Here’s your pulpy pal with a pile of phrases and misspelled shenanigans. I’ve been quiet for a bit, and I apologize for that. Well, then. First thing’s first. I hear a rumor that a certain “show” is “coming back” on “April’ “Fool’s” “”. “””””””””””””””””” Yeah, wow, I don’t know what to…

  • It’s quiet… too quiet.

    Hey there folks. Not terribly much to report, I’m afraid. No exciting news. No crazy developments. Sad, I know, right? Well, you folks hang in there, I’m sure I’ll hit my head on a shower drain and think of an amusing anecdote for you guys before too long. Hmm. Waiting. Hmm. Well, I guess it’ll…

  • A Walk in the Woods

    A friend of mine asked me to write a story on a particular subject. This was the result. You can tell me at the end if I’m insane. PS: I hope you’re all doing well, and thank you so much for your support with the Schnoz-man and HolePunch Blu-Rays!     He was hungry. Gods…

  • Viking Funeral

    A long, long, long time ago, longer than I’d care to admit, my mother gave me a jacket. We got it at Old Navy, which was somewhat less oldĀ back then, I suppose. At least, it was to me. I’d never heard of the place. This was in the ancient times, when I was in middle…

  • The beginning… of what exactly.

    Good day, fellow Ramborgians! I’m sure that by now you’ve noticed, there are words here. Yes, magical sans-serif characters, hanging about, all higgeldy-piggeldy. A long time ago, I used to sometimes make characters appear next to each other in random ways until something that vaguely resembled human language had vomited itself onto a screen. Well,…