THE DOOR HAS OPENED, BUT WILL YOU WALK THROUGH IT?

Bwahaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa. So, our friend Tlatoaniitzcoatl made a grievous error. He asked whether I like fantasy novels. (https://twitter.com/CuartoTlatoani/status/591418238795407360) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAA. And now the nonsense begins. Fantasy novels, eh? Oh, the wondrous steps that a person can take starting out here! There’s so many different directions to go in, so many different authors to choose from, so many…