Something something cell phones.

I… have not had particularly good luck with cell phones. From the ancient Qualcomm brick I used to tote around to my last flip phone, to my first attempt at having a smartphone, my history with these tiny little boxes of joy and frustration has been less than stellar. As some of you may know,…

Hatred

Note: I haven’t played this since January 30th, 2016, so I don’t have all my details straight. I’m sure you’ll understand why if you read the following. This is going to be a short review for one main reason: more than any other game I’ve ever played, including Enter the Gungeon, Ninja Gaiden and more,…

Cooking with OJ!

Hello, hello! This is almost OJ! The real OJ is tied up in the basement right now, which is odd, because there isn’t actually a basement here. Hrm. But I’m close enough! Perhaps I’m even… … … too close…. Or I’m just regular ol’ OJ with a mild fever which is being channeled toward the purposes…

What time is it? It’s rant:thirty!

I shouldn’t be writing a post now, as I am currently livid. I am a nerd. I am a geek.This is not news to any of you. I love technology. I love the way that technology has improved our lives in so many ways. I love how technology has made so many things so much…

THE DOOR HAS OPENED, BUT WILL YOU WALK THROUGH IT?

Bwahaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa. So, our friend Tlatoaniitzcoatl made a grievous error. He asked whether I like fantasy novels. (https://twitter.com/CuartoTlatoani/status/591418238795407360) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAA. And now the nonsense begins. Fantasy novels, eh? Oh, the wondrous steps that a person can take starting out here! There’s so many different directions to go in, so many different authors to choose from, so many…

Grumble grumble. Morose grumble. You have been warned?

Hello there folks! I’ve been having trouble coming up with good topics for you guys! I know, who’d have thought! I mean, was going to write something about whatever word popped into my head (the word was basket) but I didn’t really feel like making a silly story or whatever based around laundry or wicker…

Better write that one down…

Well hello again, folks. Here’s your pulpy pal with a pile of phrases and misspelled shenanigans. I’ve been quiet for a bit, and I apologize for that. Well, then. First thing’s first. I hear a rumor that a certain “show” is “coming back” on “April’ “Fool’s” “”. “””””””””””””””””” Yeah, wow, I don’t know what to…

It’s quiet… too quiet.

Hey there folks. Not terribly much to report, I’m afraid. No exciting news. No crazy developments. Sad, I know, right? Well, you folks hang in there, I’m sure I’ll hit my head on a shower drain and think of an amusing anecdote for you guys before too long. Hmm. Waiting. Hmm. Well, I guess it’ll…

A Walk in the Woods

A friend of mine asked me to write a story on a particular subject. This was the result. You can tell me at the end if I’m insane. PS: I hope you’re all doing well, and thank you so much for your support with the Schnoz-man and HolePunch Blu-Rays!     He was hungry. Gods…

Viking Funeral

A long, long, long time ago, longer than I’d care to admit, my mother gave me a jacket. We got it at Old Navy, which was somewhat less old back then, I suppose. At least, it was to me. I’d never heard of the place. This was in the ancient times, when I was in middle…