Cooking with OJ!

Hello, hello! This is almost OJ! The real OJ is tied up in the basement right now, which is odd, because there isn’t actually a basement here. Hrm. But I’m close enough! Perhaps I’m even… … …¬†too close…. Or I’m just regular ol’ OJ with a mild fever which is being channeled toward the purposes…

The beginning… of what exactly.

Good day, fellow Ramborgians! I’m sure that by now you’ve noticed, there are words here. Yes, magical sans-serif characters, hanging about, all higgeldy-piggeldy. A long time ago, I used to sometimes make characters appear next to each other in random ways until something that vaguely resembled human language had vomited itself onto a screen. Well,…